Erik Lundy - Roustabout

Okay (Mario Van) Peoples,  it’s a new’ish year. And, with new’ish years, come new’ish plans.  So, after a lotta thought and dorking about, Billy and me  made an executive decision that while we DO love the idea of shoving out page on a weekly schedule,   the stories we’re telling these days are kind of like the burnt ends at Smokehouse BBQ- best in chunks.  So, we’ve posted a new section over on the nav bar – Stories. This here’s where we’ll be posting all new “issues” of the new Knuckle Sammich anthology in 2012.  Hopefully 10 of ems before the Mayans can knock us off.

In fact, to kick things off Big Willie style, check out the first volumes of Tao of Monkey Dale, My World and the first three Billy Badass stories available as free PDFs.  Pr, pickup Billy Badass Volume 1 (including all 3 stories, bonus strips and even some pretty badass bonus video) via the uber awesome Graphicly.com for reading on your tablets, PCs, Kindle Fire, Nook Color and all that jazz  for a whopping 99 cents.  Apple peeps have no fear, it’ll be coming to the ipad super soon, too.

http://graphicly.com/knuckle-sammich/billy-badass/gn

Oh, and like it on facebook, too.

http://facebook.com/theknucklesammich

There’ll also be more stuff going on between the almost  monthly issues, so check back for Badass Eats, videos, recipes, sketches, new services and other ramblings of rednecks.  As well as the ability to take a bite of the Knuckle Sammich on paper soon.

Take a bite

Hey folks, after much debate in the Badass Mobile Household, Monkey Dale and I have decided that it would be a Travisty to live in a world in which we did not share the knowledge garnered over decades of Badassery.

So, as of today, we’re offering Ask A Badass at the low introductory price of just one dollar per question.

Yes, that’s right, for the price of a Shell station bathroom prophylactic you get an answer to any question!

Dating Advice: Is your second cousin from the Reunion just not that into you?
Mustache Agriculture: How long is too long?
Self-defense: When is a kick to the baby maker excessive force? (hint: when it’s directed at me)
Music Trivia: Is “We Have No Bananas Today” a tragic existentialist ballad not only reflective of the current economy, but also of the despair young people today suffer realizing the hardships involved in attaining their dreams? (Guest counselor Monkey Dale)
And more!

Just paypal one dollar to cousin Erik at Erikjlundy@gmail.com, and email him the question in question. He’ll forward to me and my simian partner as appropriate, and we’ll post answers for the whole world’s benefit at www.theknucklesammich.com.

DISCLAIMER: Cousin Erik J. Lundy and Billy Badass are not licensed counselors and do not take responsibility for accuracy of answers, or consequences of advice-taking. And, quite honestly, anyone heeding advice from a dumb redneck cartoon and his dumb redneck cartoonist deserves a big Sucker button to wear around timeshare salesmen conventions.

Okay, got a bit too busy eating to post. (And drawing some.)

But, kicked off Day 3 with the bleu cheese and bacon mussels at Westport Cafe and Bar, which is kinda like a sammich but with shells instead of bread.

Then off to Cupini’s for a dose of pizza with a side of amazing Italian beef sammich.

Day 4 was taking the nephew out to the Vale Mansion and then this monstrosity of a sundae at Clinton’s Soda Fountain in Independence.  (Poor kid got filled fulla chips, biscuits, gravy, ice cream and a burger/fries AND coffee in like 20 hours. I don’t think he can sleep still…)

Day 5 was the tuna bacon melt with white bean chili over at Grinder’s followed by Westport Street Fare short rib quesadilla (unpitchered).  No idea why I’m gassy at 1 AM….

Back in the olden days of 2010, as an exercise, I started making weekly comic strips from my standup act. The things in my head, from my world. And, while I cringe at the fartwork here, I DO have a special place in my heart for a lotta the jokes. 

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BONUS: Check out the Standup Act in Action, over at Funny or Die HERE!

Crepes Madame from Westport Cafe and Bar. Ham and cheese sammich on lil thin pancakes with sugar and unicorn tears &  baby dreams and eggs! 

Yes, I know, it’s a bit late to be finishing a Summer Special… But, let’s try to remember long days, fireworks and bikinis!

Okay peeps! Just in time for lunch! Chew on a new Plots With Guns! 
http://www.plotswithguns.com/

With awesome stories by 
The Proper Training — Patricia Abbott
Vorovsky Mir — M. James Blood
Getting Bigger — Matthew C. Funk
Incident at Bonita Creek Trestle — Chris Gordon
Only in Fucking Ohio — Ryan Jackson
Silent Game — Stephen Graham Jones
Junkyard Dog — Thomas Pluck
Roadkillers — Pete Risley
Locked Out — Art Taylor
Musculature — Charles Dodd White 

When the owner of Troutfitters offers a bounty, Billy and Monkey Dale hit the lakes to track down The Critter From the Brown Lagoon!

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