Erik Lundy - Roustabout

Hey folks, after much debate in the Badass Mobile Household, Monkey Dale and I have decided that it would be a Travisty to live in a world in which we did not share the knowledge garnered over decades of Badassery.

So, as of today, we’re offering Ask A Badass at the low introductory price of just one dollar per question.

Yes, that’s right, for the price of a Shell station bathroom prophylactic you get an answer to any question!

Dating Advice: Is your second cousin from the Reunion just not that into you?
Mustache Agriculture: How long is too long?
Self-defense: When is a kick to the baby maker excessive force? (hint: when it’s directed at me)
Music Trivia: Is “We Have No Banas Today” a tragic existentialist ballad not only reflective of the current economy, but also of the despair young people today suffer realizing the hardships involved in attaining their dreams? (Guest counselor Monkey Dale)
And more!

Just paypal one dollar to cousin Erik at Erikjlundy@gmail.com, and email him the question in question. He’ll forward to me and my simian partner as appropriate, and we’ll post answers for the whole world’s benefit at www.theknucklesammich.com.

DISCLAIMER: Cousin Erik J. Lundy and Billy Badass are not licensed counselors and do not take responsibility for accuracy of answers, or consequences of advice-taking. And, quite honestly, anyone heeding advice from a dumb redneck cartoon and his dumb redneck cartoonist deserves a big Sucker button to wear around timeshare salesmen conventions.