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I make goofy shit with words and pitchers.
I currently reside in Kansas City, where Im de-evolving into a dog with thumbs.
Okay, so this is a severely late post, but I had one of the more fun nights in recent memory April 28 over at Noir at the Bar in the STL. Â Jed couldn’t be a finer host, and it was awesome meeting fellow readers Cort McMeel, Les Edgerton and David James Keaton. As well as finally getting to meet stop-in pals Frank Bill and Matthew J. McBride.
Despite golf ball sized hail, words and liquored flowed through the wee hours.
So hey peeps, new Badass number one in print! Just paypal erikjlundy@gmail.com, and I’ll sells ya one for 6 bucks plus shipping. This will include a link to the complete digital PDF and a quick mustache drawing on the cover.
Or, you can ALSO, check us out that the iBooks store by searching for Erik Lundy to pickup the comic and a Small Timers novella, The Big Page. Or, just click HERE. Read ‘em on yer tablets or PC’s on the cheap and toss a bit of change into the artist’s wallet if ya can.
Also, 99 cents cash money homes, gets you the Billy Badass Vol. 1 in the Graphicly App for iPad, Android, Kindle, Nook Color and more. Just search for Badass, or click right HERE.
ALSO ALSO! All stories still available here as PDFs on the right hand nav bar over yonder.
So peoples, come to this. Planet Comicon KC, next Saturday at Sunday with amazing writers and artists like Bernie Wrightson, Kyle Strahm, Kevin Mellon, Ande Parks, Phil Hester, Blair Butler, and Rick Remender PLUS Billy Dee Williams and Buck Rogers! Â (And me)
Click on the image above for a full list of kick ass, badass guests.
Ok peeps, for super Sunday, get yer NEW super Plots With Guns http://www.plotswithguns.com/ for some pre-game and pre-drinking readings! Art and a story by yours truly, as well as awesome writers: Eric J. Bandel Taylor Brown Terry Butler Andy Henion Erik Lundy Dan Ray Craig Renfroe Nick Ripatrazone Tim L. Williams
I think with the current Republican debates, America has lost track of another third party candidate.
Using only a buddyâs iPad, last fourth of July Billy Badass made an explosive announcement when he threw his hat in the ring to become the next president of the United States of America.
Also open them wallets and go grab Billy Badass Vol. 1 on the iPad, Android and other Graphicly apps as well as on your PC HERE for just 99 cents cash money, homes!
Okay (Mario Van) Peoples,  itâs a newâish year. And, with newâish years, come newâish plans. So, after a lotta thought and dorking about, Billy and me  made an executive decision that while we DO love the idea of shoving out page on a weekly schedule,  the stories weâre telling these days are kind of like the burnt ends at Smokehouse BBQ- best in chunks. So, weâve posted a new section over on the nav bar â Stories. This hereâs where weâll be posting all new âissuesâ of the new Knuckle Sammich anthology in 2012. Hopefully 10 of ems before the Mayans can knock us off.
In fact, to kick things off Big Willie style, check out the first volumes of Tao of Monkey Dale, My World and the first three Billy Badass stories available as free PDFs.  Pr, pickup Billy Badass Volume 1 (including all 3 stories, bonus strips and even some pretty badass bonus video) via the uber awesome Graphicly.com for reading on your tablets, PCs, Kindle Fire, Nook Color and all that jazz for a whopping 99 cents. Apple peeps have no fear, itâll be coming to the ipad super soon, too.
http://graphicly.com/knuckle-sammich/billy-badass/gn
Oh, and like it on facebook, too.
http://facebook.com/theknucklesammich
Thereâll also be more stuff going on between the almost  monthly issues, so check back for Badass Eats, videos, recipes, sketches, new services and other ramblings of rednecks. As well as the ability to take a bite of the Knuckle Sammich on paper soon.
Take a bite
Hey folks, after much debate in the Badass Mobile Household, Monkey Dale and I have decided that it would be a Travisty to live in a world in which we did not share the knowledge garnered over decades of Badassery.
So, as of today, we’re offering Ask A Badass at the low introductory price of just one dollar per question.
Yes, that’s right, for the price of a Shell station bathroom prophylactic you get an answer to any question!
Dating Advice: Is your second cousin from the Reunion just not that into you?
Mustache Agriculture: How long is too long?
Self-defense: When is a kick to the baby maker excessive force? (hint: when it’s directed at me)
Music Trivia: Is “We Have No Bananas Today” a tragic existentialist ballad not only reflective of the current economy, but also of the despair young people today suffer realizing the hardships involved in attaining their dreams? (Guest counselor Monkey Dale)
And more!
Just paypal one dollar to cousin Erik at Erikjlundy@gmail.com, and email him the question in question. He’ll forward to me and my simian partner as appropriate, and we’ll post answers for the whole world’s benefit at www.theknucklesammich.com.
DISCLAIMER: Cousin Erik J. Lundy and Billy Badass are not licensed counselors and do not take responsibility for accuracy of answers, or consequences of advice-taking. And, quite honestly, anyone heeding advice from a dumb redneck cartoon and his dumb redneck cartoonist deserves a big Sucker button to wear around timeshare salesmen conventions.
Okay, got a bit too busy eating to post. (And drawing some.)
But, kicked off Day 3 with the bleu cheese and bacon mussels at Westport Cafe and Bar, which is kinda like a sammich but with shells instead of bread.
Then off to Cupini’s for a dose of pizza with a side of amazing Italian beef sammich.
Day 4 was taking the nephew out to the Vale Mansion and then this monstrosity of a sundae at Clinton’s Soda Fountain in Independence. Â (Poor kid got filled fulla chips, biscuits, gravy, ice cream and a burger/fries AND coffee in like 20 hours. I don’t think he can sleep still…)
Day 5 was the tuna bacon melt with white bean chili over at Grinder’s followed by Westport Street Fare short rib quesadilla (unpitchered). Â No idea why I’m gassy at 1 AM….

Back in the olden days of 2010, as an exercise, I started making weekly comic strips from my standup act. The things in my head, from my world. And, while I cringe at the fartwork here, I DO have a special place in my heart for a lotta the jokes.
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BONUS: Check out the Standup Act in Action, over at Funny or Die HERE!

When the owner of Troutfitters offers a bounty, Billy and Monkey Dale hit the lakes to track down The Critter From the Brown Lagoon!
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